i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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