garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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