Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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