i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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