I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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