i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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