I wish I could punch you in the face.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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