i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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