absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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