and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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