you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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