It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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