Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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