Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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