You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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