That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
pop tarts are not kleenex
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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