My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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