escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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