I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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