this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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