butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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