Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
