God, you're like boner-b-gone
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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