a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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