I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
