How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Drunk is not a location!
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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