my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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