'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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