and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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