When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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