How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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