Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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