handjob tips. give me some.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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