My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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