So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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