ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
So apparently I’m into choking now
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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