David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
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