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windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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