So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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