Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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