Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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