THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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