dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
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