i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
well most of my day revolves around power hour
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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