Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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