Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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