In the future we'll all be gay
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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