Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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