like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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