did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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